Why i cant diet..

While discussing this issue with a cousin, who goes through the same body type as me (basically, we dont eat too much yet are round, somethin to do with metabolism or something… we’re told its laziness but we’re confident theres a medical reason to it) we figured out why cant we manage to diet!

Because whenever we make the resolve.. thats precisely when everyone in the world will choose to call us at lunches/dinners at the most yummiest of food joints and offer us every fat-filled goody in the world as a snack!!!!!

I swear! Sometimes.. its like a cruel cosmic joke.. i mean.. how can you turn down DejaVu, Nandos, Dominos, Eaton kay Cheese Rolls, Time out, Karachi Broast and Eaton kay clubsandwich when your offered that three days (lunch and dinner) in a row!

Kitna mana karo gay… Hence… we be round!

12 Responses to “Why i cant diet..”

  1. on 08 Nov 2006 at 10:10 pm icedmocha

    keep bein round mann..im sure sum1 out ther likez it! lol.

  2. on 08 Nov 2006 at 11:06 pm fq

    I can’t diet because I am an ass.I need to lose a bit of that roundness and get into shape.
    Woe to him who blames the world:P

  3. on 09 Nov 2006 at 1:51 am Asma

    Lolz this problem sounds very very familiar … I’ve seen ppl who eats like crazies and still they are so thin …. my sis also thinks the laziness is biggest factor … :)

    Round is a pride too … so be happy … and yeah resisting all the stuff aforementioned is beyond Human contol … so chill … what are you eating while reading these cmmnts :P

  4. on 09 Nov 2006 at 9:57 am X ---

    take it as a test of your strength ;)

    also…am i guessing the reference to the right cousin?

  5. on 09 Nov 2006 at 12:29 pm mansoor

    iced; lolz :p im hoping there is someone too

    fq: lolzzz! confessions :p

    asma: abhe :$ nothing…. just some veezo’s ;)

  6. on 09 Nov 2006 at 12:49 pm in2deep

    ive never hard too many problems weight. if i gain, i can lose easily too. not trying to make you feel bad though, i promise!:)

  7. on 09 Nov 2006 at 1:29 pm mansoor

    x: lolz! test of my strength my behind!!! :p

    in2deep: ur doing a very good job of it though :’( lolz! juz kiddin! good 4 u

  8. on 10 Nov 2006 at 1:18 am Noraisa

    Me and my sister were talking about my weight recently. The question she asked is “why are you so skinny”? This is a good question seeing how everyone in my family is or kind of is on the plus side when it comes to weight. Me on the other hand, I’m in pretty good shape. At least when it comes to my weight.

    It’s weird too, because I can eat like there’s no tomorrow, but I never gain any weight. Is this genetic or not? My mom’ side is kind of on the plus side, but my dad’s is also on the plus side. What’s going on?

    Life well spent is long.

  9. on 10 Nov 2006 at 3:08 pm tanzilla

    Yes and my question is….why i cant seem to put on any weight? No matter wot i eat? i tell people lean is mean, but they dont believe me
    :( My friends on the round side of the scale tell me to eat whatever they r avoiding ….the pizaa with extra cheese and stuff, nandos, pepsi but i wanna eat healthy too…:( i guess nobody is happy…..the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

  10. on 10 Nov 2006 at 3:14 pm Umar Pirzada

    I somehow can never imagine myself as ROUND?? The only shapes that come to my head about me are 2-dimentional !!! heheh…

    I m never in the context of SPHERE, BALL, BLOB heheh….3-D IMAGES!!!

  11. on 12 Nov 2006 at 10:23 pm Raheel

    It is an ordeal or say a battle sach main. I did it for about 3 - 4 months and look I have reduced 40 pounds. Btw now I am gaining some so I better switch to healthy eating again a.k.a. dieting =p

  12. on 13 Nov 2006 at 12:04 am mansoor

    noraisa: lucky u :(:(:( hum say poocho :’(

    tanzila: yes… i guess so :p the grass is always greener there :) good 2 see u back!

    umar: yea yea.. i hear ya! u dont have to rub it in!! :D

    raheel: wow!~ share ur secret man! 40 pounds in 2 months seems like a dream come true!

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