Warn-in
Posted by mansoor on 11 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: lifes anomaly's
I wasnt gonna have the car for a couple of days, so i thought i’d ‘warn-in’ food in the mess where im living. Thats where u tell them you will have food in the mess, so that they can prepare for you. I called it in, had the food warned in, and felt pretty satisfied about it…
The first day, i didnt like what was on the menu, and decided to skip lunch. And in dinner, got to go out with a friend to dinner. So didnt get to go to the mess at all. The next day however, i decided to check in for dinner. Went to the mess, sat down and told them to bring me a plate of food.
They’re response…. “sir, your food isnt warned in”
What the….!!!!!!!
But i had called it in! And they pushed the register in my face saying its not there.. hence no food for you.
Thats when i decided to use the one thing naval people are so good at. I started bullshitin the staff! Now, bullshit is the term used when you wanna give them a piece of ur mind on the terrible service they’re giving. For the next 5 minutes, i continued to berate the poor guy on how incompetant they are! He ran off when i paused for breath and called in his supervisor. Then i continued to unleash my verbal assault on him. Note: Bullshit does not include swearing. Then feeling quite satisfied, i called up a friend living here and requested him to please bring me something to eat from outside. He came around 11 to deliver a quarter broasted chicken to me. A life-saver he is!!
So now, i dont have any “warn-in” food, which suits me just fine. The mess food sucks anyway, plus they serve beef half the time and i dont eat beef.
awwww. hahah. ur v luky 2 hav friends like that! y r u in the ‘mess’ by the way? i think i mite have skippd one of yer posts lolzz
hahhha…lolz@da bullshiting navy wala style.Mess walon ko allo chelney ko dae do…..
awe poor u…btw, a quarter of a deep fried chicken duznt help when u wana go on a diet, mansoor
didnt anyone tell u that!!!
Forget all, amuse me by saying that the qtr. broast was fulfilling:-D
Mujhey bhi-broast-
You make me visit my kitchen not matter what time I visit ur blog
Broast *Droolinggggg*
Stay Beautiful…!!
iced: thanks
i *feel* lucky. 
tanzila: lolz @ allo! had i been commissioned… thats wht they’d be doing
ud: haye diet! dont remind me
oh! and welcome baq to the blogging duniya
unaiza: it was! it was!!!
fq: tou karachi broast chalo
sugalips: lolzzz!!!
maybe u shoudl stick to the mess ka khana. may just help u losinf weight! :p
thats why its called “the mess”. I would know, I am experienced!
sid: not a bad idea! no wonder my friends at the mess are skinny
umar: lolzz! it is a mess.. isnt it!