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Holi hai!!

Forgive the delay of a day…

A very happy holi to all readers who celebrate this festival!

May your days be forever as colorful as this festival!

(and to you.. i wanted to call, but didn’t think it would be appropriate)

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Dealing with your boss..

I had a university director like that once, made me change a letter 15 times before accepting it. Try finding a working printer, then almost begging the person who has access to let you print, finding a paper to print on.. all when the university is about to close FIFTEEN times!

Whew! Thank God thats over!

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Weird sense of humor

I noticed the other day, that the guy designing emoticons for MSN had a weird sense of humour. And apparently, was on a diet.

How do i figure that out? Simple, cuz he says Cake is Sinful.

Try it… the combination for devilish smile (6), now the same thing only with the shift on (^).

There! If you have a slight “shift” of focus, cake becomes sinful. Like when ur on a diet and at gelato!

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Pakistani Starfleet Issue Repliwave

Repliwave

Found via flickr (perfectlymadebirds) with the following description. Simply Hilarious!! Too good not to post!

No matter where you are on the planet, the star system and beyond the Pakistani Starfleet issue Repliwave is here at your service to provide you with the freshest feasts of Pakistani and sub continent fare. The Repliwave is the most advanced fine-tuned piece of machinery made by the brilliant minds of Pakistani and Afghanistan’s most prestigious scientific geniuses. No where else in the galaxy will you find a Repliwave as efficient as this one. The Repliwave is infact so easy to use that you do not even need a Degree in interstellar ramjet engineering to operate it. All you have to do is place unwanted matter or energy of any kind into the Covodraino intake valve, select option three button and imput by voice command desired fare. In just 3.2 seconds your spiced curry meal with naan is ready, or if you prefer something sweet one of my favorites is Karachi Halva with an Icecream Pakola. What could be better? Next time before you take your deepspace mission or travel to a land that lacks delectable delights think about having a Pakistani Starfleet issue Repliwave at your finger tips. You will never understand how you lived without one before.

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Im in shape!

round is a shape too… isnt it??

(thought me after gobbling up a half-roll and a packet of kurkurre post midnight)

Abhe at office.. and feeling hungry again :@

p.s.
Kurkurre are YUMMM!!

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Happiness is….

Chocolate!!

Happiness in a bar...

mmmmm!!! yummy!

And you know what is pure bliss?!

Pure Bliss!
A ONE KG BAR OF CADBURY DAIRY MILK!!

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Up up and away

After a gap of 12 years, i’ll finally be flying today!

Yup! thats right! by the time this post appears, i’ll be (inshallah) high above the clouds on my way to Islamabad. I plan to spend Eid with my family, and am really looking forward to it. Woo hoo!!

Dont get me wrong, its not like i havent been outside the city. On average, i get out every four years.. (all the 3 outtings have been in the last 4 waise), but its mostly been through trains or *gulp* busses! Can u believe, last year, i travelled the whole 1600 KM from khi to Isb by Bus! That was one HELL of a 28 hour trip!
In retrospect, i finally figured out what its like for people who work away from their families, The aana-jaana which they must endure so as to spend some time with them, how critical the telephone becomes to their lives, and how much pleasure can a simple photograph (mms?) can give them! Its true what they say… you can never understand the real meaning of life, unless you live through its differing colors. Coming back… to what its like, its both tough, yet liberating. Its care-free yet stressful, its fun, yet exremely boring. And i say that when i’m not even married! Uss kay baad kya haal hoga mera? who knows…?

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Hello world!

Finally!!!!

Its here!! Wordofmansoor.com!

I’ve been giving this project serious thought for a pretty long time, and yesterday, decided to go for it!

Now, i’ve got my very own domain, my very own host (prepaid for the next year) ability to addon more domains and subdomains and a HOST of cool features! The only problem is… i lost all my previous posts! Wo bhee ab taq.. as soon as an importing feature comes in.. guess who’s gonna be on the first list :D
No more blogger masla’s for me!! I tried…. i really tried… but it just wasnt meant to be.

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